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I Wanted to Die
H.B. Woodrose
by SpiceIsNice
Citation:   SpiceIsNice. "I Wanted to Die: An Experience with H.B. Woodrose (exp97818)". Erowid.org. May 19, 2020. erowid.org/exp/97818

 
DOSE:
T+ 0:00
3 seeds oral H.B. Woodrose  
  T+ 0:32 7 seeds oral H.B. Woodrose (tea)

BODY WEIGHT: 320 lb


This was my first experience trying Hawaiian Baby Woodrose Seeds. I work for a local headshop, and my boss and I went to an Adult convention in Miami. We saw a booth that had some Kratom samples, we grabbed those, but, in the bottom of the samples he gave us 10 HB Woodrose seeds. I was like,” what are these, coffee beans?” The dude working there was like, “It’s an LSA, and you can keep those if you take all 10 of them.” So, I said I would. Monday morning came around, my boss asked me to stop by his house. He said that I could try the seeds. At this point, I didn’t know what LSA was, I did not know what to expect. See, I am the Ginny Pig for the Headshop.
I am the Ginny Pig for the Headshop.
I test everything before we sell it. I want to make sure it works. Boy was I in for a Hella ride!

10:30 AM: I was allowed to chew 3 seeds…..It was like eating sunflower seeds. No effect at the time. My boss J crushed 7 seeds and put them in water and nuked it for like 2 minutes making a Tea out of it.

10:32 AM: The tea was ready, so, J let it sit for 30 minutes.

11:02 AM: He said I needed to gulp it down and eat the residual seeds. Well, I did it. Little did I know that you have to sip it over 20-40 minute period. He must have read up on it before preparing it. I didn’t know that I was in for a really weird experience.

12:00 PM: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! I started feeling like I wanted to puke. Every time I bent over, I could feel queasy.

12:30 PM: I’m sweating like a bitch now. I was so hot. I had to go outside and take off all of my clothes (not a pretty site). I like my body was on fire.

1:30 PM: I sat naked outside in the sun texting all of my family thinking that I was going to die and no one would know where I’m at. I started researching the seeds on my cell phone.

1:35 PM: My boss J had me work from his home, and to actually function as a normal person. So, here I am staring at a computer screen and all of the people’s heads kept getting bigger and smaller. I just couldn’t focus or concentrate on my work. I was thrilled to watch the magic of the LSA distort my vision. I couldn’t stop looking at my arms; they were huge, kind of like Popeye the Sailor Man. My clothes felt baggy on me.

2:00 PM: Of course, while working from my boss’s house, I had to change his baby’s diapers. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The diapers looked like huge granny panties fat woman wear. Every time I attempted the diaper, I was like,” WOW! J, these diapers are the wrong size, their HUGE!” When I picked the baby up, they were normal size again.

2:15 PM: I was scared to die, so, I started to write out my last words on paper, in case I die. At this point, I chilled on his couch, and slept for a minute staring at Sid the Science Kid with his kids. J figured that since I couldn’t get any work done, he wanted me to just babysit his kids.

2:30 PM: I am now the baby whisperer. It’s like I can read the thoughts of his twin 20 month-olds. I had more fun taking care of his kids till about 6pm.

I want to say that I had a good experience, however, make sure you know about it before trying it. The good news is that I never puked, and I wanted to call 911 at least 4 times.

Exp Year: 2012ExpID: 97818
Gender: Male 
Age at time of experience: 42 
Published: May 19, 2020Views: 425
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