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Holy Fuck!!!! Nothing Could've Prepared Me for This
Mushrooms - P. cubensis & Nitrous Oxide
by Oscar (fatman)
Citation:   Oscar (fatman). "Holy Fuck!!!! Nothing Could've Prepared Me for This: An Experience with Mushrooms - P. cubensis & Nitrous Oxide (exp56939)". Sep 17, 2018.

3.5 g oral Mushrooms (dried)
  1 cart. inhaled Nitrous Oxide (gas)
    repeated smoked Tobacco - Cigarettes  


Now, I consider myself fairly experienced with psychedelics but nothing could've prepared me for this past saturday. sometime between 3 and 4 I eat an 1/8th of some very potent mushies followed by a big cup of oj. 20 minutes later I'm chillin in Mcdonalds and starting to feel altered. I get up go outside walk across the street to the the skatepark start talking to some people my friends little brother keeps trying to trip me out. about an hour passes by shits getting wild. the foliage is amazing extremely bright like its on fire, then the woods parallel to the skatepark start morphing into faces, I decide to sit in a friends car my friend offers me nitrous balloon I gladly accept the offer. I inhale deeply breathing in and of of the balloon, I close my eyes see a bright light and I hear this crazy beeping sound and people speaking in tinges then when I open my eyes my friend looks strangely rodent like.

I go back across the street to Mcdonalds to see whos up there (I live in a small town people hang out at Mcdonalads) I walk inside and HOLY SHIT everything is distorted, the floor is floating the cieling is falling people all look strangely animalistic I see an aquaintance of mine and tell him that he looks like a monkey. I try to order a soda but i cant figure out where my money is the guy at the register tells me that its in my hand but it didn't have that thick papery feel that money has. it felt fake and looked like a bunch of green swirls I just hold the money and look at it and walk out the door without my soda, by now its dark out and I'm peaking I light up a cigarette, it just feels weird to hold it in my hand and lift it to my mouth, it didn't taste right, needless to say I continued to smoke it. I decide to go for a walk since nobodies at Mcdonalds anymore. and I run into my friends little brother again this time while I'm full on tripping face, and him and his friends start running towards me chanting my name (kids are scary as shit when you're tripping) whats usually a 5 minute walk seems to take hours the colors of the trees are extremely vivid the tracers from cars going by are beautiful the faces coming out of the ground are creeping me out a bit I find a bench sit down and close my eyes, holy fuck the cevs are insane I'll try to describe them as best as I can, multiple green doors with skulls on them all slamming shut. I open my eyes, get up walk down the bike path and decide to walk to the troll bridge walk about 1/4 of the way there but I can't tell where the path is(Its an asphalt bike path not a little dirt trail in the woods)so I decide it'd be nice to sit down in grass I curl up and notice this translucent panther lady made of digital code crouching over me needless to say I'm scared shitless but very curious I start trying to talk to it, and it goes away, then I get up and walk back to mcdonalds on the way back I Smoke another cigarette still that same unnatural almost alien feeling to.

I get back to Mcdonalds see a bunch of my friends sitting on the curb so I sit in the bush next to them. They seem to have the same conversation multiple times I go inside go to the bathroom and look in the mirror for a second my perception seems normal then my face just morphs in front of me my eyes join together and i'm looking at a cyclops version of myself with giant bright red lips. I run out of McDonalds and go back to sitting in the bush some drunk kid comes up to me and asks me for a cigarette I give dude a cigarette and decide to walk to the convenience store my friends all say bye and tell me to be safe.

I finally get about half way there and all the buildings on the street start breathing I stop and say hi to a stop sign, talk to it for a few minutes before going on my way I finally make it to the store I walk in and the clerk comments on how 'spacy' I look I forget what I was going to buy but fortunatley im a regular and the clerk reminds me that I came in to by a pouch of bugler rolling tobacco I pay for it, ask for a book of matches and comment on how difficult lighting a cigarette without them is she laughs tells me to have a nice night and to be safe I go sit on a curb and try to roll a cigarette the bag feels funny and the paper doesn't feel right, the tobacco sticks to my hand and theres this weird tree staring at me. I finally manage to get it rolled, I sit there smoking my cigarette staring back at the weird tree and the panther lady returns I tell it to go away I'm not in the mood for its games, I walk back home the buildings are still breathing but it doesn't phase me anymore, I finally get home I ring the doorbell my mom opens the dorr tells me theres a cheesesteak in the fridge for me and goes back to bed, I say high to my dogs who seem to sense that somethings not normal they're more affectionate than usual but I don't mind I sit down and play with them for a few minutes go down to my room turn on some jedi mind tricks and end the night still tripping but on the tail end of it. an hour later I'm back in reality.

never before have I tripped that hard off an 1/8th, I think I'll steer clear of fungus for awhile to. and I never made it to the troll bridge

Exp Year: 2006ExpID: 56939
Gender: Male 
Age at time of experience: Not Given 
Published: Sep 17, 2018Views: 317
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