Citation: fart knocker!! AAHHH. "Silly And LightHearted - Not What I Expected: An Experience with Salvia divinorum (exp36483)". Erowid.org. Jan 5, 2018. erowid.org/exp/36483
Yesterday I walked into the kitchen and found a small bag of Salvia 6x on the counter which was kind of crazy and random but I've been wanting to do that shit for a while so I didn't think about it much.
I grabbed my glass pipe and packed a medium bowl and took my first hit and then passed it to my step brother. It seemed like a few minutes but it probably was only thirty seconds later and I felt a bizarre empty headedness and I guess I momentarily lost my sense of reality as I couldnt really see nething and I felt my body change structure completely. It felt sort of like my right arm was attached to my jaw and they were attached to a huge pillar like structure running up and down my body diagonally. Maybe Twenty seconds into this my step brother said something to me because apparently I was complaining about something but really I was just rambling I suppose. Newaus when he spoke to me I kind of came out of that trance and found my self fairly 'high' on the Salvia but not at a powerfully psychadelic level just all the gravity pulling me in different directions and stuff.
Then I added more salvia to the bowl and took another rip. This hit strongly intensified ALL the common effects but not so much the loss of reality. However I again had a moment where I zoned off but this time I either didn't notice my mind pass between reality and that state or it just was very brief but I suddenly realized that I had previously been a plate inside my dishwasher and I was concerned that I was going to fall out and so I was trying to convince someone to help me move over a row.
Finally I took one more hit and so did my step brother and then we both lost reality for a solid two or three minutes. It took forever for me to figure out what had happened but basically at first I felt like I had become the persian rug in our living room as I was staring at it and I felt my arms spread out wide and I was being rolled I guess like all rolled up. I could feel myself kind of flapping as I rolled or something. Then I slowly began to journey further becoming an actual specific pattern and I was rolling and moving with the patterns and I even had a perspective of looking up at my step brother who was on the adjacent couch. I sort of snapped out of that one on my own. The whole experience was full of hysterical laughter and confusion and stupidity and not knowing nething at all. I enjoyed it but its seemed a little silly compared to what I previously thought salvia was all about. It was like crack for potheads or something.
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