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Self-Transforming Lawn Furniture Catalogue
Mescaline & 2C-D
by doctor rob
Citation:   doctor rob. "Self-Transforming Lawn Furniture Catalogue: An Experience with Mescaline & 2C-D (exp114826)". Oct 16, 2020.

T+ 0:00
200 mg oral Mescaline
  T+ 1:00 40 mg oral 2C-D
  T+ 0:00 40 mg oral 2C-D


Just want to jot this one down before it is lost in the memory banks along with all my other trips.

Recently I had an evening of free time in which to finish up the contents of my bag of mescaline. I probably only had about 200 mg or perhaps a bit less, so I dissolved it in a cup of water and began slowly sipping at it until it was done after an hour or so. Falling asleep, I worried that I might not get much out of the trip since the amount was so minimal. I woke up a while later and had only but the mildest of buzzes going, so I consumed about twenty mg of 2cd and fell back to sleep. Waking up again things were still pretty baseline, so I ate the rest of the bag of 2cd, probably about forty mg or so and again fell asleep. Next time I woke up I could feel things coming quickly and the trip built from a plus one to a plus two in about three seconds, then it jumped up to a plus three with all kinds of swirling forms that had human characteristics, but in a very disembodied way where there was only a sense of personhood or character in them, that part isn稚 very easy to describe. Then everything manifested as a strange garden furniture catalogue. I am here in bed with closed eyes and chairs are morphing and transforming as a kind of organic machinery which is totally impossible to comprehend in a sober state.

Then the visions came into clearer distinction and one chair from the catalogue is in clear distinction, it is an ottoman which is constructed from a leg of ham with a single eyeball on top and it is conscious and alive and also a form of transforming organic machinery. I知 definitely tight here so I decide to use the one distraction I have always found useful on hairy trips which is to grab my knob and start wanking. The problem here is that I知 almost stoned enough that I don稚 understand the function of my own body, so while I wank it seems like my penis transforms and becomes some sort of strange transforming organic structure. I can get kind of hard, but I知 definitely not cumming like this. Anyway, basically pulling my thing for half an hour allowed the trip to come under control.

Now I知 in the tool catalogue at the hardware store and all the and saws and everything are available on a menu on which I can call up anything on demand and zoom in to view. At some point I became aware of the movement of nervous sensations from the centre of my body (brachial plexus, lumbar plexus etc) to the periphery of my limbs and I got a sense that if this skill could be mastered in a sober environment it would be a quite effective health cultivation practice.

Eventually after god knows how long (I dosed the final dose before midnight and it is probably five am now) I come down to baseline, except no it is not baseline, it is just less high. Thing are still trippy as fuck but on a much more handleable level. Finally sometime before sunrise I知 basically sober, but not getting any sleep. I get up and go about my day, feeling great for the entire day and feeling renewed for about a week after.

Exp Year: 2020ExpID: 114826
Gender: Male 
Age at time of experience: 38 
Published: Oct 16, 2020Views: 583
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