{"id":101,"date":"2016-05-04T22:30:02","date_gmt":"2016-05-04T22:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/?p=101"},"modified":"2016-05-04T22:34:07","modified_gmt":"2016-05-04T22:34:07","slug":"medical-doctors-as-researchers-humor-in-my-clinical-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/2016\/05\/medical-doctors-as-researchers-humor-in-my-clinical-experience\/","title":{"rendered":"Medical Doctors as Researchers Humor&#8230; In My Clinical Experience&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While discussing epidemiology and drug policy with to an MD who works in the US federal government, he mentioned that he&#8217;s trained as a clinician, not in research.<\/p>\n<p>I joked back that I wish most of the MDs who write for medical journals were clearer on the distinction, and he told the following quasi-joke:<\/p>\n<p>Do you know what doctors mean when they say &#8220;In my clinical experience&#8230;&#8221; ? When a doctor says &#8220;in my clinical experience&#8230;&#8221; that means they&#8217;ve handled <b>one<\/b> case related to the matter. If they say &#8220;in my long clinical experience&#8221; that means two cases. And if a doctor says &#8220;<b>In case, after case, after case&#8230;<\/b>&#8220;, that means three cases total.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While discussing epidemiology and drug policy with to an MD who works in the US federal government, he mentioned that he&#8217;s trained as a clinician, not in research. I joked back that I wish most of the MDs who write for medical journals were clearer on the distinction, and he told the following quasi-joke: Do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/2016\/05\/medical-doctors-as-researchers-humor-in-my-clinical-experience\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Medical Doctors as Researchers Humor&#8230; In My Clinical Experience&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.erowid.org\/columns\/crew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}